Dear Tibuhaburwa

Congratulations are in order for holding the best election since independence

The people turned out in large numbers and who are we to deny the voice of the people, some were saying that people won’t turn up to vote but the seven million that didn’t vote feared covid 19 and wanted to avoid large crowds and that is why they never showed up.

The Electoral Commission under cadre Simon delivered the election. An election is a process and right from nominations there have been a few incidents which have been ironed out. The invalid votes belonged to NRM and that is indisputable.The Electoral Commission has been infiltrated by kawukumi who wanted to reduce the votes of the mighty party by saying that they are invalid we shall investigate that one.

Your fellow elder Say candy was defeated by enemies of Pan Àfricanism they reason that he is old but age is but a number. Finally there was a digital shutdown, this was aimed at reducing the lugambo even this internet was making your muzukkulu Katumba popular and we we couldn’t take chances. Now with the shutdown, people have began calling their loved ones to check on them. A one muzukkulu Katumba instead of using emyoga to get better said he wanted to run for president you should appoint him as RDC. For Nancy, she was misled but we shall find her a suitable position.

Finally my fellow old man, people are saying alot about the election but keep calm and retire into presidency

12 Comments

  1. I feel like there’s a lot of inside jokes on this post I didn’t get because, well, I’m only a Ugandan by love.

    However, I can say how disappointed I was by the turn of events at the #UgandaDecides2021

  2. 😅😅….infact we just decided to stop counting at58% to save the taxpayer’s money otherwise the true percentage was 88% .

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